November 20, 2009

Welcome to the Golden Age of Vaporware

Apple Tablets? Google Phones? CrunchPads? Don't expect to find any of those under the tree come Christmas. But that won't stop people from writing about them.

I've been in this business for 357 years, but I can't recall a time when we've had more written about products that do not actually exist. We are truly living in the golden age of vaporware.

Exhibit A: This week TechCrunch's Michael Arrington caused a stir when he insisted -- really, he was almost banging his shoe on the table over it -- that Google would come out with its own cell phone, free and clear of any carrier. Per L'Arrington:

...there are a few things we have absolutely confirmed: Google is building their own branded phone that they’ll sell directly and through retailers. They were long planning to have the phone be available by the holidays, but it has now slipped to early 2010. The phone will be produced by a major phone manufacturer but will only have Google branding.

Never mind that this would totally tick off all the handset manufacturers and telecoms that have partnered with Google on Android phones. Because, I guess, Google is just that stupid.

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The reaction from most of the blogosphere was either a) Gee, there must really be a gPhone after all, or b) Is Arrington smoking crack?

PC Mag Editor in Chief Lance Ulanoff did not mince words in a rebuttal column:

If you say something, does it automatically make it so? Clearly, that's what TechCrunch's Michael Arrington thinks. Today, he proclaimed that "The Google Phone Is Very Real. And It's Coming Soon." The story outlines what TechCrunch has "absolutely confirmed" and then knits together a series of assumptions and possible clues into what appears to be a quilt of un-attributed fabrication.

And, because some people never truly graduated from junior high, Arrington responded via Twitter:

i'm seriously concerned for @lanceulanoff. If you're his friend, reach out to him. He needs to know someone loves him.

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mrhoffman 20-Nov-09 1:27pm
1 reply
Sorry you missed the nineties when vaporware had higher valuations - Faking hardware is harder than faking software.
laf1157 23-Nov-09 8:55am
Yes, the 90s, 80s too. Some vendor would bring out new software, the next bit thing. Microsoft or IBM said they were working on their version of the product coming out soon. People would wait. The original product would die lacking customers. MS or IBM would later not come out with their version of the product as there was no market. Vaporware, got to love it. Unless the beta version is out for real world testing, don't expect it anytime soon.
slhime 23-Nov-09 2:52pm
I guess that once one reaches the very bottom of the blogosphere, one would start writing about people who write about nothing. Or, you can just look at me! I am writing about someone that is writing about peopele that write about nothing!
cavourite 3-Dec-09 9:12am
Don't forget - "vaporware", strictly speaking, refers only to software. Imaginary hardware products are referred to as "hardlyware"

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